Today I was in a national magazine. Whilst part of me is jumping for joy, its also quite over-welming. Hundreds of thousands of people will suddenly see me and my book. I have been trying to get published for years, which means I’ve also been rejected for years. Feeling like I’m not good enough. So …
Monthly Archives: Jul 2020
Stay at Home Mum Survival guide
There is no job more rewarding than being a parent. Encouraging the little darlings to learn, grow and evolve into grown ups ready to conquer and add to our little world. But… and there is always a but… it is knackering. Giving every moment of your time is absolutely exhausting and pretty soon your children …
My Granted Wish
Followers of my blog will know during this lockdown, the main thing I have been waiting for is the cinemas to reopen. I wanted that more than bars reopening, restaurants, shops or even hairdressers. On Friday 17th July, my wish was granted. The cinemas announced reopening and I was the happiest I had been since …
Horses
Horses are the biggest contradiction for me. I see a photo and like so many others, I think they look absolutely beautiful. Alas, I find them quite scary. On a school trip, a classmate thought it was a good idea to whack the horse’s backside with a magazine and it bolted. Commence being bounced in …
Who wears short shorts?
The sun is shining and so I decide to wear my new jean shorts. Now, on the model they look fantastic. The pic I saw was a bit like this: Cute. Now, I am not deluded. I know this is more than likely an 18 year old model who only ate 2 segments of an …
Garlic Pizza Recipe
Simple and yet so delicious! You need: 4 cups of flour Bit of Salt Sprinkle of sugar 2 cups of warm water 1 7g sachet of dried yeast Extra flour for rolling dough Fresh Garlic Napolina Chopped Tomatoes Butter-room temp Fresh basil/dried herbs of oregano/basil Put your oven on mega hot π₯ Put the cups …
I want my MTV π΅πΆπ΅
For as long as I can remember, I have always had Sky (my parents had it too). And whenever I had a few minutes to spare or had mates round as a teen, I would go straight to the music channels. Music videos are one of my most favourite things, and definitely a forgotten art. …
Staged
Many things have come out of lockdown, the importance of hand sanitiser, the NHS and the best of all for me, MEMEs. I posted a couple every day as they made me smile and others said it did for them too. Some people saved lives, I did my bit by making people chuckle. It was …
Would you rather?
My children are obsessed with this game right now. Ready to play? Lets do ten. Would you rather… 1. Have a foot as a nose OR a hand as an ear? 2. Time travel to the past OR time travel to the future? 3. Eat Chicken with home grown vegetables and a hidden worm OR …
The Clark Kent Effect.
We have all laughed at the idea of Clark Kent being a secret identity. But I think there is actually some premise in the idea. Okay, hear me out. We have all experienced seeing someone we know, but out of uniform or the setting we normally see them we find it hard to place where …